All posts tagged courtney stodden

It has a good beat and I can dance to it….

By | April 18, 2012 | Pop Culture, WTF | No comments

Every once in ten days, I become lazier than normal ( which is basically comatose) and neglect my little blog, which, ummm.. has happened again. Luckily for us all, the world keeps turning, and crazy shit keeps happening, which leads me to put together a Round Up! of recent happenings slash nonsense!

Today’s latest is the passing of Dick Clark. I have a ton of memories of Mr. Clark as I was growing up. Up until his stroke in 2004 he seemed invincible, never changing. I mean, sure, older.. but still. I think we all saw the decline after his illness.. and now he’s gone .. I want to do that little salute to him that he did at the end of each show..

Kanye, the pompous fool ( what did Dick Clark think of him.. probably the same as I) anyway, the fool wrote a song about Kim Kardashian and may or may not have called her his Beyonce. and honestly, I couldn’t care.. he’s an idiot and so is she.. so if they date and get married it will be perfect. I just hope they dont procreate.

Fuckin Ted Nugent.. Jesus, the older he gets the more ridiculous he becomes. I would like to hunt him in a Human safari..

Our Girl Courtney Stodden has surfaced again with a sexy?? tomato video.. plus, what in the self tanner, frosted lipstick hell is going on with her look!?

 

And last but most certainly not least.. Mad Men.. delicious, delicious, Mad Men. Slight spoiler alert coming up.. well, more like conspiracy theory/hearsay, but word in the blogosphere ( yes, I did) is all a twitter with the idea that  either Pete or Roger is gonna commit suicide. I think they’re all wrong and it will be that English fellow. the one who kicked Pete’s ass  which was AWESOME, btw)

Okay.. I’m out. For now, Dick Clark, so long..

Easter foolery at it’s finest!

By | April 7, 2012 | Pop Culture, WTF | 1 Comment

I knew our Girl Courtney wouldn’t disappoint us in this season of renewal! Our favorite teen bride rose like Pamela Anderson from a tour bus and donned an Easter bikini to pose for yet another holiday photo shoot! I have to say, she doesn’t look like she applied her makeup in a bumpy car ride over on the lap of her elderly husband this time.. so what I’m saying is.. Yes, naturally she’s a hot mess.. but she looks ( a little) different? Mais oui? Please enjoy these photos and like me, remain perplexed by the “working on the car” section… Jesus was a CARPENTER,  girl.. not a mechanic!

Dog inadvertently upstages Courtney Stodden!

By | January 22, 2012 | Pop Culture | 1 Comment

Our FAVORITE train wreck, Courtney Stodden is serious about her fitness! Pam Anderson’s daughter went jogging the other day with her dog… In Lucite stripper heels, full makeup and hair and shorts from the Fredrick’s of Hollywood work out line. Some bumbling dude( her brother?) accompanied her in the run, while wearing a suit he borrowed from John Goodman. I think he was supposed to be her security guard

None of this behavior is surprising, at least from Courtney. It’s no coincidence we have numerous photos of this ” sudden jog”. Of course the paps were called and informed as to exactly where she was going to be. What I love the most though, is the DOG Courtney is running with. A smiling pink dog! I need this puppy to be in every random photo shoot of Courtney and creepy Doug, from now on!

Christmas came early!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By | December 20, 2011 | Uncategorized, WTF | No comments

My favorite, favorite, OH most favorite toddler slore is as kind and giving as Jesus himself! I knew she wouldn’t disappoint me.. and she has come through once again. In a no way this isn’t the most staged photo shoot, unsuspecting paparazzi just happened to catch Courtney Stodden and her continually creepy husband, Doug celebrating the most holy time of the year!

 

I’m baaaaack!!!!!

By | December 2, 2011 | Pop Culture, WTF | No comments

Well, that was an unexpected hiatus, but I’m back.. so you know, the world can start turning again ;) Seriously, I know at least one person was upset over my sudden departure from this blog, so for you Mr. H.~ Here ya go!

SO much has happened since our last visit. Lets recap quickly, shall we?

Demi & Ashton are over.. finally. Geezus, that was painful. I, for one am glad. I find Ashton to be the epitome of douchiness and Demi was getting to be such a sad sack… seriously. I felt like all she did was worry if she was aging badly or not hip enough or active or whatever.. and the more she would fret about it, the worse it became. She really needs to hook up with an older dude who will think she’s awesome and just be done with it.

Kim Kardashian is getting divorced.. yawn. blah.. How does the world not remember that she is famous because of a super creepy “leaked” sex tape. I mean, yes, I think she is beautiful, but she seems like the worlds most high maintenance woman and  (sex tape  aside).. I’m questioning her talent.

My favorite, Courtney Stodden and her grotesque grandfathusband, Doug, are still out and about! Most recently she took her cleavage and Lucite heels to Church, with paps in tow. It was all kinds of awesome.

Jessica Simpson is 5 or 6 month’s pregnant and looks 14 month’s along. Beyonce is supposed to give birth this month and the rumor is she’s faking it . I am puzzled as to how this is all gonna go down.. I guess they have a baby waiting in the wings or something..adoption? Surrogate?

Regis  ”retired”.. I  have it  in quotes, because seriously, I think he got mad one day and threatened to quit and the powers that be called his bluff, and there he was, left holding the bag.

What else??? Oh, yeah.. that Doctor fellow was convicted of M.J.’s death, as well he should be. I don’t know all the particulars, but the mere fact that he tried to cover up so much, and then he came out with the most jacked up excuse of Jackson giving himself the fatal dose.. well.. anyway. he’s off to jail now, not for as long as as he should be though.

And there you have it! I know I missed something, but it’s December, a very busy season for celebrities and animals dressing up in outfits. So I’ll be back with more of this business quicker than you can say “eggnog should be available year around!  ”