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A potpourri of super important posts, you know when I say “super important” I’m exaggerating.. yes?

By | March 10, 2012 | Pop Culture, WTF | No comments

Sorry all… I’ve been having some computer issues as of late and I know your world stops turning when I’m away, so I’ll hit upon the recent events and one or two rants.

First off, Last week our beloved Lindsay Lohan looked the fool on Saturday Night Live, much to the surprise of No ONE. I’m always secretly rooting for Lilo, so I felt a bit bad for her, but, still. I mean, she begged SNL to let her host and then she looks like a scared deer who can’t read. Bad News Bears. In slightly more uplifiting news, our girl has returned to her roots, the red ones. Thank God.
Promo pics for The Lone Ranger have come out, and Tonto’s choice of head wear is confusing, to say the least. A dead crow on top of his head. This can’t smell too good after, well, actually, it can’t smell too good ever.
Yes, I know it’s not a real dead crow, but still. Also, if you live in the fair state of Colorado, you may have a chance to be an extra in the film. You can’t look like a model though, so obvs.. I’m out.

Rianna and Chris Brown are totally doing it. Gross. Rianna has been sending taunting tweets to Browns current girlfriend and it’s embarrasing.

What else? Oh yeah.
This swimsuit is 993.00 as in dollars. It’s Lanvins metallic ruched bikini. And it’s not real gold, but yet its more than my mortgage.
The end

What the hell Good Morning America!?

By | March 24, 2011 | Music | No comments

I doubt that there’s a person alive that will argue with me that Chris Brown isn’t a douche bag. If you know me, you know I  must  feel strongly about him because I don’t throw the d-bag word around lightly ( messy and all ) Anyway, unless you’ve been under a rock, you’ve heard about Browns latest bullshit when he appeared on Good Morning America.

Now,  I come from a radio background, where interviews aren’t so closely monitored, at least in my experience. Yeah, I’ve had a couple of  ”stars”, aka drunk comedians, act the diva, or insist on certain questions being off limits, but mostly, it’s a free for all. National TV shows are a bit more structured, which, is understandable. And, unless you’re under the impression that stars swing by the show for no reason, let me clue you in, they have an agenda, aka, something they want you to promote, and If you veer off the subject they get annoyed. Like the time I interviewed Jamie Lee Curtis who was promoting a children’s book she had just penned. My Co Host only wanted to ask her about her tits. It didn’t go so well.

Okay, see , now I’ve got off subject. Basically, I wanted to say Chris Brown is a spoiled little prick and if he acts like a privileged idiot by smashing out the window of the dressing room at Good Morning America, because the Host asked him pre-approved  questions then he should not be invited back. Yeah, instead of pressing charges or calling out his bullshit behavior, Good Morning America has extended the invitation for him to come back. WTF! sigh…

OBVIOUS UPDATE- SO, Brown issued an apology while I was over here castrating him publicly.. but it’s one of those half assed apologies, where he blames everyone else and to top it off, his MOM tweets that he is the blessed one, anointed by Christ! Hmmm… I wonder why Brown acts like he can do no wrong? (p.s. – My Mom doesn’t tweet, but if she did and I did what Chris had done, it would have a slightly different tone)