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A day late, a dollar short and a Golden Globe nip slip?

Sigh..  yes. I should have wrote this post yesterday, but the powers that be;  aka: older than dirt computer at work, stopped me from doing so. Hopefully you followed along with my live tweeting Sunday night during the Golden Globes. Yes, it would have been helpful if I told you I was going to be tweeting, but I thought you and I have that unspoken “knowing” thing .. we do , don’t we?  I like the Golden Globes, because it’s really a big dinner party where the stars are able to booze it up through the show, which results in the later winners being much more entertaining. I still prefer Ricky Gervais to other particular hosts of awards show, with the exception of Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, who should host every awards show from now until the end of time. Unfortunately, NBC and the Hollywood Foreign Press made a BIG deal about bringing Ricky back, and how raunchy he was and dangerous, and he was neither.

As usual I was obsessed with the fashion parade on the red carpet. I couldn’t put my finger on where I’d seen Angelina Jolies outfit until…

Yes! Emirates Air!

Sarah Michelle Gellar looked like the Queen of the Surfer prom

 

And then there was this! I yelped out while watching it, because .. well I’m 10.

This is Alexndra Lamy, wife of the winner; Jaques Lamy from the movie “The Artist”

And last but not least, creepy Kelsey Grammer announced ( at some point during the show) that his new bride was pregnant.. with twins.

 

This announcement is even more gag worthy after finding out he had yet to tell his other children about the pregnancy before spilling it on live TV.  Gross.. I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I am Team Camille all the way.

Mindy Cohen ( the chubby one) from TV’s “The Facts of Life” is the REAL mother of Angelina & Brads twins!?


That’s what I thought the headline was from A US Weekly story. Actually, It probably was the headline, and, if you took the time to read the article  (who reads the articles in US weekly?) you would have found out that in fact,  she is really the GODMOTHER of their twins. Although, it’s almost as bizarre. Now, I’m not gonna act like I don’t  know every episode of  ”The Facts of Life” by heart.. and I’m also not going to try and pretend that I was completely unaware the Mindy Cohen is a reoccurring star in a billion “Made for Lifetime” original movies.. but theres still a giant WTF factor here. That said, I fully expect to see Shiloh dropping her tomboy ways and jumping on the “two ponytails on the side of her head, roller skating , eating extra helpings of Mrs. Garrets cooking” bandwagon.