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Serious Dog Actors should be up in arms! ( or paws )

By | February 16, 2012 | Animals, Pop Culture | No comments

a REAL dog actor!

I don’t want to brag, but I’m a connoisseur of dogs in film… and these two are the worst dog actors I’ve seen! Unless, they’re acting bad on purpose.. perhaps that’s it?

The Puppy Bowl is way better than A puppy Tebowing

By | January 23, 2012 | Animals | No comments

The big game is almost upon us! NO, not the Super Bowl, The Puppy Bowl!! I hope this year the NPFL has better players, because last years game was a shi*show. Those puppies had no clue as to how to move the ball down the field! How are they going to score any points if they don’t move the ball down the field. Where is Steve Madden to help them out!? Anyhow, the best part of the Puppy Bowl, isn’t the game it’s self, its the player lineup! And, guess what I have for you!? That’s right! Ladies and the rest of you, may I present the 2012 Puppy Bowl players! (Disclaimer: there appear to be 50 plus puppy’s playing and I got tired of downloading pics)

Apparently puppies have been getting married to each other since 1956!

By | September 2, 2011 | Animals | No comments

I Do(g)

Look! I have evidence!

Okay, I saw this post on “another” gossip site, but whatever.. it’s not like they highlighted it like I am doing. PLUS, as you well know, NO ONE love animals in outfits more than I! SO, I’m stealing it and laying claim to it as of right now.

Fifty Nifty United States from 13 original colonies!!!

By | July 4, 2011 | Animals | No comments

 

I seached for Cats wearing 4th of July outfits, and this is what I got

My sister learned that song in pre-school, and I only know the rest of the verse, but it’s my favorite 4th of July song, mainly because “Yankee Doodle Dandy” sucks. Being that it’s a holiday, I’ve got things to do, and so do you ~ allegedly.. so here’s a treat.. dogs in 4th of July Outfits, because who doesn’t love animals in clothes!!??

I can’t fly with a nail clipper, but this guy gets through with leopards, bears & monkeys in his luggage?

By | May 13, 2011 | Animals, WTF | No comments

Apparently Bangkok  (stifle the giggles 6th graders) doesn’t have the same rules as the rest of the world when it comes to air travel.

Thai police confiscated two leopards, two panthers, an Asiatic black bear, one macaque monkey and one marmoset from the luggage of a man as he tried to board a flight from Bangkok to Dubai today.

Ummmmmm.. WHAT?  The jacked up thing is, officials believe this dude has done this before, several times, successfully! Thank God Thai officials acted on a tip they received, so they were able to intercede.. because spotting luggage with 7 live animals is… hard to do ?

The big game is on today! And, yes, I am referring to the PUPPY BOWL!

By | February 6, 2011 | Animals | No comments

That’s right sports fans, screw the Super Bowl, I am counting down to the greatest game ever played by Puppies! Animal Planets “Puppy Bowl”.  The Puppy Bowl runs a couple of times today, and most importantly during the real Super Bowls Halftime show, which if you’ve had the misfortune of catching before is lame, with the exception of Janet Jacksons nipple. Plus, The Puppy Bowl has it’s own halftime show starring KITTENS! Take all the delicious snacks that come with the Super Bowl, ditch the football players, tivo the (allegedly) awesome, overpriced commercials and settle in for Unnecessary RUFF-ness!

Adorable Overload !

By | February 4, 2011 | Animals | 1 Comment

I’m sure it is no shock to you, but I loved the movie “Babe”.. I loved “Babe, Pig in the city” as well. Pretty much every movie could benefit from having a baby piglet in it. “The Tourist” definitely needed a herd of baby piglets. I  remember reading somewhere that the piglet actor who played Babe was constantly being replaced, because he grew too fast.. and everybody knows baby piglets are the cutest! Luckily, this piglet had the forethought to get an entire photo shoot done while he was still so damn cute he doesn’t even look real!

Justin Bieber may have to ditch his mink wig now

By | January 23, 2011 | Animals, Pop Culture | No comments

Swoon!

This poster just popped up with The Bieb on it.. and really? I mean I know the tag is the name of your most popular song, but it’s like Peta was just too lazy to come up with a better slogan. I also don’t know if potential puppy mill customers are gonna think twice after seeing the Bieb, but I could be wrong. I hope so,  because I do love the animals.. and I really can’t take hearing Sarah McLachlan or Willie Nelson breaking my heart with their painfully long and drawn out ASPCA commercials.

Oh.. and if you want to send Justin a private and personal message

Sugar Bush is an International Superstar!!! ( this post is not about porn)

By | January 22, 2011 | Animals | No comments

Sugar Bush as Albert Einstein

Apparently I missed the boat, because yesterday was Squirrel Appreciation Day! Credit goes to my friend Erin Barnes of Donnybrook and Huffington Post fame for alerting me to my faux pas. Next year things are gonna be different, but I feel like I can possibly make it up to you right now. My all time favorite squirrel EVER, is the International model and Superstar known as Sugar Bush! No squirrel can come close to possessing the grace and beauty of Sugar bush ( or her mom, but we’ll get to that in a minute) Sugar Bush knows everyone! She’s the most photographed squirrel in history, and now she has her own MOVIE!!!! YES! I’ve yet to figure out what this movie is actually about ( Sugar Bush), and what would possess someone to finance this thing ( her mom), but what do I care? All I know is, move over Natalie Portman, Sugar Bush is taking home the Golden Globe next year! Sugar Bush Squirrel really is delightful, but her owner is right up there. She’s an International Star as well! I think she was on the Grand Old Opry, and she’s for sure a Baton Twirling Champion of some sort. Plus! She has an entire wall of plaques, trophies, accolades and a signed picture of President Ronald Regan! Just watch the “trailer” for Sugar Bush squirrels movie and then mosey on over to her website to see her on the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. ( Someone forgot to tell her about his capture and execution)

Tiny Chihuahua fights off great horned owl, no thanks to his slothful owner

By | January 20, 2011 | Animals | No comments

As you already know, I love adorable animals! And~ what could be better than a tiny Chihuahua named Chico spared from certain death by his delightful dog parka!? This story is inspirational, sure, but it’s the video that really won me over! Chico is the dog baby of a not so active couple, Dana and George. George , who claims to stay up until all hours of the night ( eating), took Chico out for a walk at 1 AM one snowy night. All of a sudden a hungry great horned owl swooped down and tried to carry Chico off to dog heaven! Luckily for us all, Chico was wearing his fancy dog coat, which wrecked the owls plan of a midnight snack! Watch the video to see a gripping reenactment. And really? Would it kill George to sit up straight!?

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