Every quote from Long Duk Dong in the movie 16 Candles

How did I miss this story? Oh, yes, because It didn’t initially come with this awesome picture. Apparently there was some wife swapping, swinging going on in China, involving Government officials. While I find this disturbing at best, it’s the pictures I take offense to. First off, how many times do I have to remind you, that if you take a nude picture or video, it’s going to end up on the on the internet! Secondly, I have never had , nor do I expect to ever have communications with Chinese Government officials, so why would I think they got my message? Anyway, someone in this clandestine group thought it would be a good idea to pose for pics. Why? Years later were they hoping to be thumbing through a photo album and reminiscing about that one time when we swapped wives? I don’t know.. but, please, someone get together a group of three dudes and two sexy ladies and recreate this for the most random and obscure Halloween costume for 2012.