The Facts of Life Porn!? Mrs. Garrett lets her freak flag fly?

gang bang anyone?

Good lord.. is this what we’ve come to? A show from my childhood, that I NEVER, EVER found remotely sexy at all, has now been made into a (obvs) low budget porn. I know other movies & TV shows have found their way to the triple X world.. and granted, some of the titles are hilarious. Titty Titty Bang Bang, Tale of two Titties, Whore of the Rings, American Booty, Raiders of the lost Arse ( hee hee) , Edward Penis Hands and Forest Hump.. all classics in my book.

I will give the producers of the “new and improved”  ”Facts of life” credit. The characters look nothing like the original actors.. so if the thought of Natalie and or Jo made your wiener trunk shrunk.. have no fear.. the “ladies” are real ( what does that mean anyway?) porn stars.

Side note~ I always find it humorous that actors in  Porn are always referred to as “Stars” right off the bat.. like there’s no waiting period or anything

Anywhore, Here’s a delightful clip of “The Facts of Life” Porn, which I feel captures the essence of the entire film, minus the lady on lady action and or money shot from..oh yeah! Let’s not forget, George Clooney did play a male role in the ORIGINAL “Facts of Life”.. perhaps he will make a cameo in this one!